Archive for January, 2009
My stepson hates me help?
I married my beautiful wife two weeks ago but her son (My stepson) was not happy with the whole occasion. So the other day after returning off our honeymoon I decided to take him out to the toy shop’s and arcades to make him a bit happier. After the arcades and while he still had a upset look about him as if I was the scum of the earth we headed for the toy shop. Looking around the toy shop he still had a glum face but then he grinned and picked up a action figure. I was thinking great he has found a toy and is happy but he slowly turned his head upward to me with a big nasty grin still on his face. Then he said to me “This will teach you for having sex with my mommy!” I was puzzled but before i could ask what he was talking about? he screamed “HELP! HELP!” the shop owner and the counter clerk ran over “What going on!?” my stepson screamed “He wants me to go with him!” I said “No he is my stepson he is lying!” Then my stepson said to the owner of the shop “No he is lying he said he will buy me a toy if I go with him to somewhere called sodomize palace?” the toy store owner believed my stepson and started to phone the police as two of the toy shop workers stood near the exit blocking me in the shop. My step son whispered to me out of ear shot of the owner and workers while wiping the faked tears “I will get my daddy back in my mommy’s bed if it takes me the rest of my life!”
I manage to convince the police at the station I was not a child molester…not that they needed convincing as the police captains stepson pulled the same trick on him in a bowling alley.
What can I do to reach this kid (Not in a sexual way) help!
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What kind of lingerie do men like?
I am getting married in a few weeks and I wanted to surprise my new hubby on our honeymoon with some jaw droppingness. I don’t want to ask him what he wants, so I figure I’d ask the general public of men. Thank you so much! I know this isb’t supposed to be in men’s health but yahoo suggested the lesbian and gay section. I figured it get more answers here. Hope ya’ll don’t mind.
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long-term b/f won’t give me intimacy?
I’ve been with my b/f for 5 years. we’re almost 30. I hurt my ankle and haven’t been able to exercise as much, several month recovery, so I gained 25 pounds.
Even before this, b/f isn’t really interested in sex, except for the first “honeymoon” year of our relationship.
He is more interested in his rock band and musicians then having fun with his long-term g/f.
What should I do? He’s not hear a lot and when he is, he’s always looking how he can make it in music and isn’t interested in sex though he doesn’t want me to leave.
I’m about to buy a bunch of sex toys off of xandria.com but he acts like that’s gross. C’mon guys I didn’t agree to celibacy and that I’d be a nun. I’m almost 30 and in my female prime. I don’t want to sleep around with other guys but b/f is neglecting me for almost 2 years now.
HELP! Any advice kindly appreciated. Please be nice.
Thank so far everyone!
I have asked him many times, today he said he is severely depressed. He hates his job and can’t find a better one, especially b/c he didn’t get an education and has too many bills to go back to school and doesn’t want to.
Sex is the last thing on his mind. His sister was a stripper and disgusted him sleeping with his friends. He caught an STD from one of his sisters friends but it seems to have gone away. He said sex has ugly ties and music makes him feel redeemed.
STILL I can’t live with sex toys the rest of my life. 2 years is long time to go with very little, unless I get him drunk and be forceful but I deserve more…not someone with a lot of baggage. You guys are right, before me, he have 21 one night stands. No girl come back for repeat performance (except one tried) and he didn’t care.
He is better friend than a b/f or husband. Plus he hates kids and doens’t believe in marriage. He gained a lot of weight too!
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Does Victoria Secret lingerie run small?
I’m not sure if I should order a L or XL for my honeymoon. I normally wear a 12/13 and I’m 5′7 but their size chart says if your a size 18 to order an XL.
VS is kinda a long drive and I don’t know if everything on their website is in their stores
I also have pants that are size 14
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Brides to Be: Are you trying to lose weight before your wedding? How much? What’s your plan?
My current measurements are 43-40-47. I wear a size 14 and want to get back down to a size 10. I’m trying to lose 20 – 30 lbs before my fall wedding. I don’t want to make myself sick, so I’ve decided my plan is to:
1) STOP EATING WHEN I AM FULL (i often finish my entire plate even when I’m stuffed out of habbit)
2) Go to aerobics or tae-bo class three times a week
3) Go to bed by 9 p.m. ( i overeat when i’m sleepy)
4) Avoid pastas, refined sugars and other sweets M – F (Sat and Sun are okay)
5) Do pilates twice a week (either a studio or on a tape)
6) Try and learn to love myself as I am so that if I don’t lose all the weight, I won’t become depressed
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how can i lose weight before our wedding?
Any tips on planning honeymoon? Should i employ a travel agency? Would that be the easiest way to go?
Not really sure where we want to go, it is all in my hands, she doesnt mind anything. Warmth, sun and beaches is the route i would like to go but am open to suggestions. If using an agency, any in particular i should check out. (Originating in Northern Ohio)
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Trying on wedding night lingerie?
I would really like to buy some nice lingerie for my honeymoon. I’ve never bought any before and have no idea what would look good. Do stores let you try it on like other clothing before purchasing it? Specifically Victoria’s Secret? Any tips, styles, or stores you would suggest?
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Where can I buy sex toys at or near Disney for my honeymoon?
We are going on our honeymoon to Disney next week and wondering if there is any place that we can buy Lotions KY or vibrators! We are staying at one of the Disney resort and won’t be having a car. Has anyone ever traveled with a vibrator? I would think that could get embarrassing.
what are some good gift ideas for a couple planning to honeymoon on a drive out west?
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