My stepson hates me help?
I married my beautiful wife two weeks ago but her son (My stepson) was not happy with the whole occasion. So the other day after returning off our honeymoon I decided to take him out to the toy shop’s and arcades to make him a bit happier. After the arcades and while he still had a upset look about him as if I was the scum of the earth we headed for the toy shop. Looking around the toy shop he still had a glum face but then he grinned and picked up a action figure. I was thinking great he has found a toy and is happy but he slowly turned his head upward to me with a big nasty grin still on his face. Then he said to me “This will teach you for having sex with my mommy!” I was puzzled but before i could ask what he was talking about? he screamed “HELP! HELP!” the shop owner and the counter clerk ran over “What going on!?” my stepson screamed “He wants me to go with him!” I said “No he is my stepson he is lying!” Then my stepson said to the owner of the shop “No he is lying he said he will buy me a toy if I go with him to somewhere called sodomize palace?” the toy store owner believed my stepson and started to phone the police as two of the toy shop workers stood near the exit blocking me in the shop. My step son whispered to me out of ear shot of the owner and workers while wiping the faked tears “I will get my daddy back in my mommy’s bed if it takes me the rest of my life!”
I manage to convince the police at the station I was not a child molester…not that they needed convincing as the police captains stepson pulled the same trick on him in a bowling alley.
What can I do to reach this kid (Not in a sexual way) help!
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lol you are soo full of it.
LOL this can’t be true if so then he needs medical help. you aren’t gonna be able to fix him
I would suggest family counseling on this one. This child has more problems than what is said on the Q&A site.
oh my god.
how old is he?
tell your wife judt in case. and do lots of favours for him to make him happy.
try having a chat with him about school, girls ect. get him to trust you.
oxoxox
lol that is too funny man. If you were just kidding around i give you a +1. If you were serious tho than you need to send the brat to his old man…his problem now right. If you can’t you take the cape fear approach and tell him if he does not behave, you will hurt his real daddy. That should scare him good. but, yea put a laugh in me reading this.
So fake. A boy who’s into arcades and action figures…talks about getting daddy back in bed with mom…sodomy…molesters?
If all kids were that “aware” of such things, child molesters wouldn’t be feared so much.
Funny story though. Cracked me up.
Either your stepson is the Poltergeist or this is such a shi*t load of lies.
maybe he hates you because you are an @sshole because judging by the insensitive and dim witted way you answer peoples questions on here id say you are a self centred D!ck brain with no life so you instead like to hurt other people and show the whole world what an @sshole you are.
How old is your new kid?
hmmmmmmm
Be natural.
Be yourself, treat this kid like your boss or buddy.
Ask yourself what do you do when your boss accuses you wrongly?
How do you handle an unreasonable customer?
What actions you take when a close buddy hates you?
You are an adult, his a kid.
Keep your hands in your pockets when you are alone with him.
His smart, he might even told his friends about you.
His friends might be his advisors.
Do not fondle your new wife infront of the kid!
Do not do intimate stuff infront of the kid!
Touching his mom infront of him, makes him hate you more.
Just be a gentleman.
Look on the bright side.
After reading the posts-at least you don’t have to wash your son’s erect penis…..
I’d rather be the scum of the Earth. Hmmm, that’s irony.
This one does kind of stretch the imagination, alright. A bit far-fetched …..
hahahahahahahahahahaha
oh i wish i did that to somebody when i was a kid
how does a young kid know such words or phrases ?
think you are pulling a fast one here
Whatever.
Stop posting such ridiculous questions.